Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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