Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Randomize
