And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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