it hurts more in the daytime
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I FOUND THE LEGS
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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