part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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