Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
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