I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Randomize