I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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