I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
