I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
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i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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