I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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