u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
i think im in europe. pls send help
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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