Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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