I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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