Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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