Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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