Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Is it because I queefed?
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
Randomize
