Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
pray to the hookup gods
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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