No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
