u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize
