the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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