another moral hangover. fuck.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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