I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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