Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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