Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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