You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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