He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
So much Jack, so little girl.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
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