How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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