And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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