The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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