On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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