Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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