i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
My feet surprised me
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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