it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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