um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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