It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I think im going to throw up on grandma
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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