I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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