she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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