Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
This baby is an asshole
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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