Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
the night ended with taco bell and tears
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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