white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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