the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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