In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
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