how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I FOUND THE LEGS
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
