I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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