Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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