i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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