If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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