Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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