So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Operation Purity has been aborted
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
And the cops told us we were all naked.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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