haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
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