toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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