seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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