Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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