That's intense
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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